New scientific study proves God's existence.

Great news! With my contacts in the world of science I have heard of a new study that may soon be released which purports to prove the existence of God. Fantastic!

Here's how I understand the study was conducted. A few years ago several theologists representing all the major's world religions decided to try to answer the age old, "Is there a God?" To do so they decided to employ the use of the latest modern technology, the computer. So they assembled a large team and using the power of the scanner, scanned in the major religious texts from the Abrahamic and Karmic religions, plus all known more primitive belief systems, all into the largest computer ever built. It was located in Bern, Switzerland.

Once done they then excitedly put the question to the computer, "Is there a God?" The answer came back, "Need more data." Shocked and a bit disappointed they then decided to input all that has ever been written about God, from the arts; poetry, song lyrics, books, plays and the like. Every source that had ever mentioned the name of a higher power; God, Yahweh, Allah or any of its many other names. Instead of just one computer, they used a large bank of interconnected computers, from all over the world. After several more months, again came the day when they put the question to the computer, "Is there a God?" The system hummed for a few minutes and answered, "Need more data".

At this point several members of the team decided it was not possible, and wanted to abandon the effort, until one member suggested that create an even larger bank of computers, and input all the knowledge ever known to mankind. Now you have to realize the enormity of the task, the size of the team and the effort needed but low and behold, they tried and after many, many more months of scanning in all the physical and social sciences, all the worlds literature and the like, the day again came to ask. Excitedly but a bit wary, they asked again, "Is there a God?" The answer came back, "There is now!"

Have a nice Halloween!

Rich